Hello, Organizational leaders, Business owners and entrepreneurs!
So, you've hired a copywriter. They're great, they're efficient, but sometimes do you wonder if there's a little bit of magic involved? We at YourCopySucks.in have put on our sorting hats to bring you the top ten signs that your copywriter might just be a wizard (or witch, we don't discriminate in the magical arts).
Spellbinding Spelling: Their spelling is so perfect, even autocorrect is taking notes.
Potions Master of Coffee: Their coffee seems to brew itself. Seriously, have you ever seen them actually make it?
Disappearing Acts: They vanish whenever there's a meeting about budget cuts. Coincidence? We think not.
Their "Creative Cauldron": Also known as their desk, where mere mortals' ideas turn into gold.
Wand-erful Wordplay: They can turn a bland sentence into a masterpiece with a flick of their... keyboard.
Invisibility Cloak for Deadlines: Somehow deadlines just seem to miss them entirely. How do they do that?
Telepathy with Clients: They always know what the client wants, even before the client does.
A Familiar that's Too Familiar: Their cat, dog, or plant seems to have an unnaturally keen understanding of marketing strategies.
Endless Scroll of Ideas: Their notepad looks like it never ends. It just keeps going and going...
Laughing in the Face of the Grammar Goblins: Where others fear to tread, they correct grammar with a maniacal laugh.
If you're nodding along and thinking, "Yep, that's my copywriter," then you might want to start looking for a wand hidden in their desk drawer. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Treat them well, lest you want your next press release to turn into a pumpkin.
Magically yours,
The Sorcerers at YourCopySucks.in 🧙♂️🧙♀️
P.S. If you find any enchanted objects around the office, please don't touch them. Last time, we had a stapler that wouldn't stop singing show tunes.